good news and bad news
28 May 2009 Leave a Comment
A preacher announced from the pulpit,” I have good news and bad news. The good news is we have enough money to retire the mortgage on the church.”
A sigh of relief went through the congregation.
The preacher continued: “the bad news is: the money is still in your pocket.”
what is your name’s hidden meaning?
03 Apr 2009 9 Comments
iseng-iseng berhadiah :p
You Are Original and Innovative |
 You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you… especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You’re a strong person. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You’re always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can’t handle you. You’re very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you’re likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It’s easy to get you excited… which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don’t stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are the total package – suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don’t always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don’t have as much going for them as you do. You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless – and you have a lot of questions about life. You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You’re most comfortable when you’re far away from home. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble. You are usually the best at everything … you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic “Type A” personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you’re too busy having fun to care. You are a very lucky person. Things just always seem to go your way. And because you’re so lucky, you don’t really have a lot of worries. You just hope for the best in life. You’re sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it. You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don’t appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs. |
cewe yang mirip anggri
31 Jan 2009 8 Comments
in daily life, joke fun gapenting
hari ini ada komsel di rumah bg henry. seperti biasa, diakhiri dengan pembicaraan tentang politik dan kampanye. komsel selesai jam 7 malem. gw langsung pulang.
di cicaheum, gw naek angkot cicaheum-cileunyi. pas duduk, di depan gw ada dua orang. satu cewe dan satu cowo. trus cowo ini ngeliatin gw terus pada awalnya. ngerasa risih dikit. pas gw liat dia, ternyata nih cowo mukanya manis (kaya cewe maksudnya). trus pas dia ngobrol ama temen cewenya, OMG, ternyata dia cewe, bukan cowo. astaga… nih cewe tomboi banget. setelah diperhatikan lagi.. dia mirip banget sama… ANGGRIAWAN SUGIANTO..
astaga.. miriiippp banget. mukanya, rambutnya (pendek banget), kurus-kurusnya, sampe senyumnya pun mirip. cocok banget jadi kakaknya anggri. nih cewe kayanya orang jawa (terdengar dari logat ngomong dia). dia turun di cikadut, bareng ama temennya. cikadut tuh yg ada komplek pemakaman orang cina. pesen buat anggri : gri, klo lo penasaran, jangan nongkrong di kuburan cina ya..
harusnya td gw minta foto cewe ini. tapi gw kan belum kenal. ga berani lah. yaa.. klo jodoh jg ntar bakal ketemu lagi. langsung deh gw bakal minta foto, tanda tangan, no HP, cap jempol, cap bibir (seperti saran felice), dll. tp klo ga sabar dan segera pgn ketemu cewe ini, tinggal turun aja di cikadut sambil bawa foto anggri, trus tanya orang di sana kenal ato ga sama orang yg ada di foto. klo berhasil, pasti langsung dibawa ke rumah cewe itu deh (klo rumah dia emang di cikadut). klo ga berhasil jg, kita tur keliling cikadut aja, hahahahaha….
penasaran? penasaran? penasaran?
mau? mau? mau?
˙˙˙ƃuəsı
26 Jan 2009 12 Comments
d: ɹoʇısıʌ uıɐɾɹəƃu ɐʎuɐɯɐu ıuı ˙sɐləɾ ɐƃ ƃuəsı-ƃuəsı ‘ɐɥɐɥ ˙ɐunƃ ƃuɐʎ nʇɐnsəs ƃuıʇsod ɐsıq ɯəlɐɯ ɹɐʇu oʇɐ ʞosəq uıʞƃunɯ ˙sʞıɥ ‘ɹɐləʞ ɯnləq ʇɟɐɹp ıdɐʇ ‘nʇɐnsəs ƃuıʇsod uəƃuəd ˙sʞıɥ ¿ɥɐlɐsɐɯɹəq nlɐləs ʍƃ uɐɐuɹəɔuəd ɐdɐuəʞ ˙)ıƃɐl( ʇıʞɐs ıƃɐl
somewhere over the rainbow
22 Jan 2009 1 Comment
Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high.
There’s a land that I heard of once in a lullaby.
Somewhere, over the rainbow, skies are blue.
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true.
Someday I’ll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me.
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops.
That’s where you’ll find me.
Somewhere, over the rainbow, bluebirds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow,
Why then – oh, why can’t I?
If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow,
Why, oh, why can’t I?
my brain usage profile
19 Jan 2009 14 Comments
in daily life, joke fun gapenting
*mau menggunakan bahasa Indonesia yang baik dan benar*
dari blog seorang teman, saya mengetahui tautan ini : http://mindmedia.com/brainworks/profiler
lalu saya pun mencobanya. hasilnya adalah :
Your Brain Usage Profile:
Auditory : 52%
Visual : 47%
Left : 47%
Right : 52%
Criz, you are one of those rare individuals (ternyata manusia seperti saya ini memang jarang) who are perfectly “balanced” in both your hemispheric tendencies and your sensory learning preferences. However, there is both good news and bad news.
A problem with hemispheric balance is that you will tend to feel more conflict than someone who has a clearly established dominance. At times the conflict will be between what you feel and what you think but will also involve how you attack problems and how you perceive information (dalam bahasa sehari-hari : gw banggeeeeetttt…). Details which will seem important to the right hemis- phere will be discounted by the left and vice versa, which can present a hindrance to learning efficiently.
In the same vein, you may have a problem with organization. You might organize your time and/or space only to feel the need to reorganize five to ten weeks later.
On the positive side, you bring resources to problem-solving that others may not have. You can perceive the “big picture” and the essential details simultaneously and maintain the cognitive perspective required. You possess sufficient verbal skills to translate your intuition into a form which can be understood by others while still being able to access ideas and concepts which do not lend themselves to language.
Your balanced nature might lead you to second-guess yourself in artistic endeavors, losing some of the fluidity, spontaneity and creativity that otherwise would be yours.
With your balanced sensory styles, you process data alternately, at times visually and other times auditorially. This usage of separate memories may cause you to require more time to integrate information or re-access it (mungkin maksudnya adalah ‘telmi’ atau ‘lemot’). When presented with situations which force purely visual or purely auditory learning, increased anxiety is likely and your learning efficiency will decrease.
Your greatest benefit is that you can succeed in multiple fields due to the great plasticity and flexibility you possess.
Beberapa hal di atas memang saya rasakan dan sadari. Tetapi banyak yang tidak. Mungkin karena saya tidak terlalu peduli dengan banyak hal.
Bagaimana dengan Brain Usage Profile Anda?
four engineers
18 Jan 2009 4 Comments
Four engineers are traveling in a car: a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer.
The car breaks down.
“Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We’ll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again,” says the mechanical engineer.
“Well,” says the chemical engineer, “It sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should purge the fuel system.”
“I thought it might be a grounding problem,” says the electrical engineer, “Or maybe a faulty plug lead.”
They all turn to the computer engineer who has said nothing and ask, “Well, what do you think?”
“Ummm… perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again?”
my stamp
16 Jan 2009 5 Comments
ini adalah stempel gw. akan selalu ada di halaman pertama setiap buku gw. gw bikin stamp ini tahun kemarin (kira-kira bulan oktober). ga terlalu bagus emang. yaaa… gw kan bukan graphic designer. simple banget. ini cuma gambar eagle yang gw trace. tulisan di atas (i40/31) refer to isaiah 40:31
But those who wait upon GOD get fresh strength. They spread their wings and soar like eagles, They run and don’t get tired, they walk and don’t lag behind.
(Isaiah 40:31, The Message)
tulisan di bawahnya menyatakan bahwa semua benda yang di dalamnya ada stempel ini adalah milik gw,he3.. stempel ini dicetak di Gramedia. muahall euy.. tapi gpp deh. gw menganggap ini sebagai bagian dari investasi gw.
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